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We're trying to decide where to visit on holiday

I'm leaning towards Pisa

I landed a new job as a conductor on a ghost train

All going ticketty-boo so far

So, I was in the gift shop at Euro Disney when a guy rushed in, removed a stuffed toy mouse and left without paying.

I thought, he's taking the Mickey!

I just realized that for the last 3 weeks I accidentally switched my medicine and the cat's medicine

Don't ask meeeeowwwww...

I answered the door this morning and a 6 foot beetle slapped me in the face

So be careful, there's a nasty bug going around

I grilled a chicken at the weekend for 2 hours

It still wouldn't tell me why it had crossed the road